Anarchists plan to take it all off for the Royal couple

The facial coverings of an anarchist make them easy to pick out at any protest, but it will be a decided lack of clothing that will identify anti-establishment groups bearing tidings to the newest royal couple.
Lunarchy, Sluts Against Cuts and representatives of the International Union of Sex Unions will be sporting balaclavas and nothing else except red lipstick for the ladies in the crowd. Adult film companies have been invited to record the posteriors for posterity. Organizer Chris Knight explained:

"The top police are saying they're enforcing a ring of steel, a sterile zone, around the route of the royal procession. They are making it clear they want absolute monarchy on the day, a highly controlled Royal production, policed militarily with snipers on the roof. The last thing you want at a Royal Wedding is sterility. You want the opposite, fertility.”
"You can't plan an orgy, but that's what we intend. It's going to be a very sexy event.”

That drunk uncle doesn’t seem so bad anymore, does he?
Full story at Hindustan Times via Breakfast Links.