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Bush's Original Farewell Address Leaked to Press
Dear America States -
I beenz Precedent of The United over 8 to 10 yearz gone bye. I haz fun to be Precedent of y'all, even immegrantz, but not gayz. I am done now with itz. Here is my list of favorites, all favoritez, for you:
- I gotz wear pilot costoom suit on big boat. BIG BOAT!
- My house haz bowling amy for bowling ballz. Me and Karl play. Karl iz fat.
- Mister Chainy gave me cake for me only me because I go get him oil from sandy country in dessert. Camels. Mister Chainee likez oil. I gets cakez.
- We played hide andgoseek with Valery Planes. I think I winned.
- Carl show me picturez of ewwy pile of guys with naked buttz in prison. Eww.
- Easter EGGS!!!!!!
- Barney bitez me once and I bitez him back!!
- Karl cut up my pretzels because once once it pretselz hurt my neck. Owwy. But now little tiny weeny pretselz no hurt George.
- Bye bye Donny Rumsfelt. Donny leave. No one know where hez go?? Smell still here.
- I win Amarica.
Daddy said I comez back to Texas now. Yea! No more scary microfone men reports. Barney bitez one once! That was best day of my Barney. Good Barney.
See you next time I'z Precedent!!
~Goerge
(Previously titled: My Farewell to "Bush Is Stupid" Jokes - We Will Miss Thee)
I beenz Precedent of The United over 8 to 10 yearz gone bye. I haz fun to be Precedent of y'all, even immegrantz, but not gayz. I am done now with itz. Here is my list of favorites, all favoritez, for you:
- I gotz wear pilot costoom suit on big boat. BIG BOAT!
- My house haz bowling amy for bowling ballz. Me and Karl play. Karl iz fat.
- Mister Chainy gave me cake for me only me because I go get him oil from sandy country in dessert. Camels. Mister Chainee likez oil. I gets cakez.
- We played hide andgoseek with Valery Planes. I think I winned.
- Carl show me picturez of ewwy pile of guys with naked buttz in prison. Eww.
- Easter EGGS!!!!!!
- Barney bitez me once and I bitez him back!!
- Karl cut up my pretzels because once once it pretselz hurt my neck. Owwy. But now little tiny weeny pretselz no hurt George.
- Bye bye Donny Rumsfelt. Donny leave. No one know where hez go?? Smell still here.
- I win Amarica.
Daddy said I comez back to Texas now. Yea! No more scary microfone men reports. Barney bitez one once! That was best day of my Barney. Good Barney.
See you next time I'z Precedent!!
~Goerge
(Previously titled: My Farewell to "Bush Is Stupid" Jokes - We Will Miss Thee)
Why Aren't Democrats Supporting Obama?
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Sinlung
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Sound crazy? It's exactly what's happening to Barack Obama. Obama hasn't even set foot in the Oval Office and already windbags such as John Kerry and Tom Harkin are fulminating about his economic plan. Has it eluded Kerry's attention that Obama accomplished something he failed to do four years ago, namely, win the presidency, and not by a small margin?
The GOP must be chortling. Republicans don't have to attack Obama; the Democrats are already doing it for them.
This is nuts. No doubt Democrats have a tradition of tearing down their own presidents -- recall Joseph Lieberman, among others, sanctimoniously denouncing Bill Clinton from the well of the Senate -- but usually it takes a few years. Not now.
This is nuts. Obama won a historic victory that Democrats could only dream about a a few months ago. Eight years of Bush-Cheney, you might think, would be enough to unite the party. During that time, the Republicans displayed tremendous unity, allowing George W. Bush to wreak havoc upon the country, driving it into an economic and foreign policy ditch.
Obama promises to do the opposite. No, his economic plan isn't perfect. But what plan ever is? The fact is that Obama is in the process of laying out a program that forms an excellent starting point, a mixture of tax cuts, including cutting the payroll tax which will immediately help stimulate the economy, and public works and investments that can help to rebuild an infrastructure that has been gutted by the Bush-Cheney regime.
Obama, you might think, deserves praise, not condemnation. And you'd be right. Obama is the best thing that's happened to the party in decades. It seemed like Democrats began to realize that after he thrashed John McCain.
But no. The posturing and preening taking place in Washington isn't alarming. It's nauseating. Who would have thought that Democrats would try to destroy Obama's presidency before it's even begun?
Obama To Take Oath on Lincoln’s Bible
This will be the first time an incoming president has used Lincoln’s Bible, which is part of the collection at the Library of Congress. New US presidents are not required to swear in on a Bible, but most have done so, and most use their own family Bible.
Obama has identified with Lincoln throughout his campaign and quotes him often. He also plans to follow Lincoln and take the train to Washington for his inauguration, following Lincoln’s route from Philadelphia to Washington.
The Bible that Lincoln was sworn-in on was not the family Bible, which was packed away with his family’s belongings and still en route from Springfield.
So William Thomas Carroll, Clerk of the Supreme Court, bought this Bible specifically for Lincoln’s swearing-in ceremony March 4, 1861. The 1,280-page Bible was published in 1853 by the Oxford University Press.
The Bible is bound in burgundy velvet with a gold-washed white metal rim around the three outside edges of both covers, according to the official description.
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